yinzcantpark:

More True Tales of Jagoff Parking…
“If my calculations are correct, that’s $1200 in fines for blocking 4 separate handicapped spots, with no placard…AND he got out of the car with a dog, walked into Lowe’s WITH a dog (not a service dog). Pretty sure there are fines there too.”
I picture this story ending with the driver copping a squat on the customer service counter and taking a giant dump while his dog humps the manager’s leg.
Submitted by Diane

yinzcantpark:

More True Tales of Jagoff Parking…

“If my calculations are correct, that’s $1200 in fines for blocking 4 separate handicapped spots, with no placard…AND he got out of the car with a dog, walked into Lowe’s WITH a dog (not a service dog). Pretty sure there are fines there too.”

I picture this story ending with the driver copping a squat on the customer service counter and taking a giant dump while his dog humps the manager’s leg.

Submitted by Diane

yinzcantpark:

Just a bit of advice; when you’re driving a company car with the name plastered all over it, you may want to be less of an idiot.
Submitted by Debra

yinzcantpark:

Just a bit of advice; when you’re driving a company car with the name plastered all over it, you may want to be less of an idiot.

Submitted by Debra

I work with this guy. He is definitely not handicapped. However, he is definitely a total dick.

I work with this guy. He is definitely not handicapped. However, he is definitely a total dick.

It’s ok, I’m spry, in my 20’s, drive a Lexus, and am a volunteer firefighter, OF COURSE I CAN PARK IN THE HANDI-CAPPED SPOT! I’M LOSING MY HAIR!

It’s ok, I’m spry, in my 20’s, drive a Lexus, and am a volunteer firefighter, OF COURSE I CAN PARK IN THE HANDI-CAPPED SPOT! I’M LOSING MY HAIR!

"It’s ok everybody, I’m a piece of shit."
-this guy

"It’s ok everybody, I’m a piece of shit."
-this guy

My first one where the guy is looking right at me.

My first one where the guy is looking right at me.

Look at this dick.

Look at this dick.

I actually watched these guys just hanging out in the handi-capped spots. They didn’t even go in to the store.

I actually watched these guys just hanging out in the handi-capped spots. They didn’t even go in to the store.

Meeting a buddy.

Meeting a buddy.

Just hanging out.

Just hanging out.

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